I went to the Millennium dome on Millennium Sunday and bought the Millennium Coin for £25. It was the only one minted ever and I just had to wait for it to be minted.
It was immediately valued at £20,000,000.
I gave it to sisters son but when he tried to sell if he was advised it was only worth 50 pence so he sent it back.
I took it with the millennium diamond and ten other diamonds probably worth 300 billion, I found these laying on the road outside the millennium dome (I think there had been a raid that day, I wondered what the fork lift truck was doing there). and although I had tried to return them they said - no good - we don't want them. De Beers said they had claimed the insurance and weren't interested and the channel tunnel company thanked me for my offer to pay there debts but said it was unacceptable as a form of payment, so I took it to a jewellers in Sutton, just up the road, the girl assistant, said she would try to sell them, but then said no, but the police arrived and dragged me away, I never knew her name, but she still worked there, she said she'd chucked it away.
Pop goes the weasel!