The flying saucer at Wimbledon Station 2006

And there is the story of the black disc that landed just outside Wimbledon Station, south London. some little creatures about 4 feet high had a face like a moth with compound eyes and their heads were big and rubbery. One got caught by the rozzers who sat on him, "I'm a tourist" said ET "this is down as a safe place for toursists" "you got it wrong" the rozzer said, the feathery coloured antenna was folded over and went all droopy. Other little ET went into the shops and pinched things they did not know about money.

 

People who saw them were taken to the local church to be cleansed of seeing ET and some had their brains cut in half.

 

Then they all ran back to their black disc standing half across the high street on four legs and the legs retracted, the machine hovered for a few seconds and vanished.

 

Even the poor ET under the rozzer had wriggled clear. They all got away.

 

He said he was on a day trip and it had only taken an hour to come the 40 light years.

 

By the way a vicar once showed me my portrait and I had mothy features too.

 

They must eat pollen and nectar from some giant flower on their planet. That is what their feeding equipment looked like.

 

They had grey uniforms on with the symbol of the galactic empire on the left upper body.

 

Chris.