I was out with Mum (94) for a quite cup of tea on a beauty spot near Guilford when an army "duke", it is a lorry with missile launcher" pulled up.
I had been talking to a young man on Horseback who spoke with an Eaton drawl who had said the "we are lobotomising all working class, including the ranks of the army, to pre-empt an insurrection against us". I assured him I was in the lineage of King William and the Tsar, and he rode away with his man also on a horse.
The army duke was manned with a single soldier who must have heard him and he said "take cover this berretta will get him"
There was the flicker of the muzzle flashes above me and to my right, and I could see the light making a pattern on the ground of the window of the lorry behind me.
The men on horse back jerked forward and both the men and the horses fell.
Chris