Now I went out with Hillary I for about two years and then she got pregnant and went to university so I paid her £7 a week to keep her healthy barn in good shape. Then I met Hillary II a much prettier girl from up the road near me, Hillary I was a long drive with a dad, Hillary II lived with sis after Mum and dad had passed away.
Now when I was with H II we listened on a tiny el-cheapo short wave receiver and heard an invitation for a ride in a saucer that would meet us in a field in surrey and they gave the OS grid reference.
So like the dumbos we really are we went to the field at about 7 pm in the summer, I think it was '73 and low the disc did materialise there.
We got on board parking the car and found a comfortable flat in the back with bed, shower, kitchen and table and chairs, in the front a dome sat and there were controls but no ET the craft was empty.
The lift clicked shut and we lifted off out into space leaving the blue pearl behind. We saw fit to sleep together but she was already carrying and the universe closed to a silver orb above with coloured edges like a rainbow, blue to red on the outside and it shimmered as it sat there, behind we could only see a black disk, like a tunnel.
We arrived at an alien planet it was ten light years away and settled on to the turf, some small black shiny dinosaurs came over from the wood with spears pointing to the sky, which was blue with a yellow sun, dressed in leaves and threads from the woods.
They came over to where we had set up our table and chair to take tea on the lawn.
The animals made noises and one took out tiny baby born in space flight and took him away. Soon after the creature returned with a light blue speckled egg the size of a goose egg.
We beat a hast retreat as they were banging their spears but over the trees I could see a radio telescope pointing to the sky.
We took off and returned, the egg hatched soon after we touched down and we took the hatchling to the British museum where the listened to our story.
We were separated and received psychiatric treatment, she rejected the story as a dream but I hung on and lost Hillary II and Hillary I too.
Fifteen years later I went to the zoo and found the black young dinosaur in a cage wearing a frock and talking softly in English, I took him to the restaurant where He ate with a knife and fork, one of the lady assistants told me that she had brought him up like a baby at home but now he wanted a mate.
We took him back the ten light years to his home and exchanged him for my son. My son now 15 was quite civilised but spoke no human language and made arrows out of flint
Eventually he went to the Ashdown forest to join other feral young people who live there, they are quite civilised but are children who loose touch with their families or are thrown out by them.
When social services taught him English they totally rejected what he said so he went into hiding, hopefully he will learn to live in the world of men but his choice of occupation is severely limited by lack of learning.
I do not know how the 15 year old black shiny dinosaur got on in his home planet.
Chris.