One day, it had been a good kill, we saw the dinner was Chinese soup followed by Chinese steak. We saw our Chinese cook frying what was obviously slices of human brain.
Well we sussed him out and feeling quite sick, we put him in the steel cage "I was hungry" he said. One of those little black snakes got him, an apse, I think.
Well the Chinese steak and other bits was buried with some reverence, while the Chinese corpses were taken by the flies.
We organised a hunt and we feasted on gorilla and jaguar, much tastier and healthier than Chinese steak.
We even had a dinosaur or two.
Now in China as in some other places in that area the human population has outstripped the Earths productivity so this crisis is upon us all. The cow cull has meant that steak is short here too and the fowl cull has meant that bird is short too.
The catholic insanity of god's provision, the sin of contraception, and the enjoyment of work, and the destruction of science has meant that the human population cannot be supported at its present level.
The pope knows this of course and like Boniface I with his mass suicides, the legacy of Boniface III will be a population crash and the only winners will be Islam and a new dark age.
Its looming.
Oh, the next time you try a "Chinese" ask if it is brothel meat or Chinese steak, you know the answer, "the foods run out".
Chris.