Jesus

The theory is that Jesus was a great and wise Roman Tribune because he is often shown wearing a Tribune uniform and behind his head is the halo which was actually the gold disc roman officials wore behind their heads to indicate their rank.  These were called Lumens and the dignitaries were called Luminaries or "Wise Men".

Scan of Table Mat from mosaic in a British Roman Palace own by a Christian Family in about 300 AD.

It is the drawing of a the Roman Tribune, Jesus who was also a Jew.

He was remembered because of His wisdom of his judgments as his job was to judge men.  Like a magistrate he was part time and was a wealthy carpenter with a carpentry business.  He lived at the Roman Palace at Capernaum Mentioned in the Bible as "the house at Capernaum".  He was a carpenters son  his father was Joseph with a family name of Aramathea, common in Palestine. John "the Baptist" was his cousin.

"He passed a guilty man a penalty (a fine) and then paid the fine himself the prisoner was told the benefits of honest living and those men seldom came again before him.  If a rich man came before him on a similar charge he would double the penalty and give the money to feed the poor and needy. People brought their broken toys and furniture to his workshop and he fixed it then they brought their sick and he fixed those too and he brought the dead to life and when they decided to rid the world of him he paid the ultimate penalty but because he could afford it he returned to life and then went back to his home in the sky from whence he came. He taught us that if a thief takes your purse also give him your coat, if a man challenges you to a fight (by slapping you cheek- this is a Roman custom) walk away from the fight (by offering the other cheek- this is done by putting your finger on the other cheek also a Roman custom), if a beggar comes to your home asking for alms, invite him in to share your family meal, if a soldier orders you to carry his pack for a mile, then carry it for two miles, if a man confesses a sin to his friend then he is instantly forgiven, that is because by confessing the sinner faces justice. He was able to create organised matter as when he fed 5000 people from four fish and two loaves"

Did you hear the one about Jesus the Shit house keeper, he sold the urine to the washer women down the street and the solid as a fire brick, and the one about Jesus the brothel keeper who used to buy girls and set them free, he was unpopular with the senators because they used to ask “where was that one I slept with last night, the one with the round boobs, she was with lubricious up the road, oh! you set her free  - I’ll get you for that”. “Oh that Jesus is always setting his slaves free, he is such a bugger”.

Jesus the Fish burger salesman:

Jesus sold fish burgers from a beached boat on the sea of Galilee for 2 dinary these were fresh caught mackerel cooked on a stone and put between bread baps fresh, as he sold them he told the story of the great kingdom from the sky we could have if we followed his advice.

Jesus sold lattice boxes which were a form of 3 D images made from a grid of laths of wood in a rectangular array so the intersection contained a pin hole, behind each was an image (usually of a nude woman in a poppy field with trees)

Since Jewish law says that graven images shall not be worshiped, he said (these were Roman toys) that it was an image not a person there is only paint no person. This was said to overcome he law.

Jesus the house builder: My houses are sound and well built of the best Cedar from Lebanon and they are built here on the firm ground underlain by rock, don't by his down the road they are two a penny but sink into the quicksand his jerry built homes are founded on, mine may be a bit more expensive but the will last your lifetimes.

Jesus made a remark about the wool in your head: in Hebrew the meaning is clear  "you need brains in your head not wool, idiot!"

The parable "Gilding the lily" is basically "your body is the lily and the clothing is the gilding - show me your lily, it also means that a normal human body cannot be improved.

He was remembered because of His wisdom of his judgments as his job was to judge men.  Like a magistrate he was part time and was a wealthy carpenter with a carpentry business.  He lived at the Roman Palace at Capernaum Mentioned in the Bible as "the house at Capernaum".  He was a carpenters son  his father was Joseph with a family name of Aramathea, common in Palestine. John "the Baptist" was his cousin.

"Look out he's coming, Jesus the tribune is coming to judge you and your judgement day is Friday!, Bang the drum, bang the drum, Jesus the tribune has come to pass judgement on you, be ready for the sward of justice, bang the drum!"

Jesus rode on a white stallion with a sward held in his right hand and the reins of the horse in the other. There was a Centurion with his cohort of one hundred armed men who were in front behind and on each side all carrying their sheathed sward. Behind him were two young men carrying a banner on poles with an inscription not unlike the picture above, that said "Tribune Jesus". A single drummer an the left banged each Sinister step with a drumstick (padded sound) to keep the step and the Tribune's horse on tight rein sort of danced a bit. The procession was at walking pace and the herald in coloured clothing would call the phrase above so that the itinerant judge could let people know when he would arrive at the next village so that plaintiffs could ask Jesus to pass judgement.

These courts were a ceremony where the raven (a man dressed up with a black leather mask (remember the executioner in Britain) to hide is identity) and the Horus (the clerk of the court also dressed in a bearskin to hide his identity) would record the events and time and the records and ensure all was carried out correctly according to the law.

Jesus who had a gold disk behind him (the lumen) which reflected his authority and he would hear the evidence and if it was a death sentence it would be carried out by Jesus at once (by the fine Damascus steel sward he carried passed through the man's heart and as the man died Jesus would read out the verdict).

The Raven would cut out the heart to ensure it was dead (the soul in those days) - so they waited until it stopped beating and then the prisoners remains were fed to ravens in a wicker cage.

Jesus was much better than the others and very few executions were carried out and many people would try to be judged by Jesus

However Jesus is a common name so after all this time it is a bit mixed up.

People living in 300 AD knew much more than we do about him and some mosaics dating from this time show the story of his life as a series of paintings as inserts in the mosaic as at Bignor Roman Palace Sussex, I remember in the black and white mosaic round the floor there is a Latin inscription cryptically inscribed with the story of Jesus in short form.

I think he had some revolutionary ideas of social justice, like like forgiving criminals if they confess, and making a society without social outcasts, such as those who are sick and that the sick were not being punished and so should be accepted as part of society and that included those deformed or crippled. He had the novel idea that men should not be owned but gave a survival guide for slaves and a strategy for life's success and to live a life so that death came without guilt of having not done what should have been done. He also dared to say that people should live at peace and should co-operate in a mutually beneficial way. I remind you that early Christians held their property in common and sold everything to become members.  The Roman Government was against this as their power base would be eroded.  However in later times Rome had collective farms and fisheries and most organs of the Roman state were controlled or owned by the Emperor's court and his Senate, in other words the Government and the Roman Empire was centrally planned.  The Pope and the Roman Emperor was held in equal power and nearly became the same office before Rome collapsed as harvests failed all over the empire when an asteroid hit the Earth between 500 and 600 AD witnessed by Mahomet a Roman Christian subject in Asia minor.

My opinion of Jesus' claim to have a kingdom "not of this world" meant that he was a visiting alien from some galactic empire and was a visiting Astronaught and an alien life form made human by technology that also performed the medical miracles he is said to have done. He the king of this empire. He may have been, in fact, an android comprising a mixed biological and technological materials. This was taught by the Gnostic Christians.

Much of the story in the Bible was selected by Paul who based his selection of data on his theory based on the Jewish Messiah and tried to prove it, I think Jesus did attempt to communicate the significance of his visit and his connection with events in ancient history as it was even then.

The office of pope updated and improved the biblical texts from time to time and much of what is passed down is fiction and wishful thinking most of dating from around 900 AD when the second coming was expected.

The town of Nazareth was built around 900 AD to embellish the humble life theory of Jesus of Nazareth the carpenter, he was born in the district of Nazareth and went with his parents when he was 2 to register for the census of the Roman Empire at that time and spent much of his early life in Egypt.  It can be ascertained that he spoke Egyptian as well as some dialect of Hebrew and Latin a well as he is described as a scholar who could read and write at a very early age. The humble birth was fiction as he was the son of a carpenter and such people were wealthy at that time, as now, as everything is made of wood.

The humble life and the humble birth stories were invented to make the idea that a prince of heaven would come down to save as more impressive and nearly all the teachings of the church were done to prop up the collapsing Roman empire. The idea of immortality dates back to when man became a sentient being around 100,000 years ago and is a consequence of our additional segments that also make us altruistic and have knowledge of our own inevitable death.  God is kind and we live on in his memory as all sentient beings do throughout the universe.

The teaching that he was "God" or "God's Son" did not appear until 300 AD with a Roman Bishop of Antioch (I may be wrong on this) who thought of it first.  He had never been to Palestine.   

Some ancient texts indicate he knew physics and astronomy and was familiar with the beginning and end of the universe (big bang - big crunch) and that a new universe would emerge from the ashes of the old.

I will not review contactee stories where "men from space" have been misinterpreted as Jesus or his second coming.  Remember "Nature red in tooth and claw" - all over the universe.

Jesus is the supreme commander of the galactic empire and is the head of the Galaxy. He founded the empire a long time ago and is believed to have been sent by God to civilise the sentient beings of the Universe.

He was also said to change into a Lizard or a Goblin if he wanted to he is also said to turned into a Dolphin and played in the sea and change his human appearance too. There was once a passage in the Bible something like "look at the 5th Star of Draco and there you will find me" that appears to mean that he came from that star and returned there when he left us.

There was also a passage in the New English Bible that said Jesus was a star ship commander, it was read out in the parish church I attend thus ending Christianity the subtitle is "the leadership struggle" where Paul (the imposter) was elected leader so they could sell Christianity packaged with Jesus the Messiah and immortality, knowing to be a lie and make money instead....

5 point of Draco: Delta Draconis:

Constellation of Draco

I think the 5 point is δ Draconis

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There is allegedly a parchment in the Vatican Library of a letter by Jesus to his brother James that said something like "To my brother John. I must leave you now, I am from one of those lights in the sky. I am sorry I cannot take you with me and you will die. My miracles are the result of my technology. You are not immortal and nor am I, I am sorry that you misunderstood me. Goodbye, you will never see me again.". I recall being shown it during an audience with the Pope who told me "I lied to make you happy". It was probably a copy after 2000 years. He ordered me to keep it secret for 30 years and if I lived I could reveal it. I recall that I attempted to take a photograph but it was quite dark and sent the undeveloped film to Tehran University where I once took "Islamic Studies" with my Pharsee slave girl who I purchased at a market stall as my translator and instructor.

There was once also a description in the Bible - it was subtitled "the leadership struggle" - I heard it read out in an Anglican church - I think it was in Ephesians where they selected Paul as their leader and decided to sell Christianity for money and include the lie of immortality and the Messiah in the bundle. There was a character known as "Scar Face" who had been told, he said, by Jesus that he was a star ship commander from another planet. This character who was scarred for saying so was robbed of all his possessions but went on to form the Gnostic Christians who knew the truth and this belief was followed by many Romans until about 300 AD. In 900 AD the pope and the armies of Rome murdered all the followers of this faith and destroyed all their works.

600 years ago it was discovered that damaging a persons brain so they lost the power of abstract thought and could only obey simple instructions but do nothing themselves would prevent the mind continuing without killing the body. This is practised today as psychiatry (How to kill without the body dying). It was in fact known to Galen by 100 BC who called it the 7 cuts of Galen where a person could be progressively mentally disabled by cutting the brain thereby truncating the nervous system at progressively lower levels. Starting just above the eyes and ending above the ears. The victims deficiency is described in detail and it was used to disable slaves to make them like washing machines. It is used in Britain to keep people in the working class by the Norman occupation who now form the professional classes. I believe these cuts are used by the Catholics too to remove any dissent from the edicts of papa. I have been told that a Jewish leader called Job decided to use brain transection to prevent people philosophising and work just for money. This is being practised in Britain today where it is known as psychiatry. Their treatment converts scientists and engineers, poets, authors and landscape painters to cleaners, housepainters, porters and labourers. And so degrade the human condition. A crime against humanity. Drink and religion is used similarly.

At present Christians are attempting to kill the idea of life in space and knowledge of space and science generally. They do not even believe evolution took place. If (when) they succeed the world culture will degrade to the stone age with huge loss of life. Their policy as far as I can tell is to truncate the brains of women to destroy their minds so they cannot pass on scientific knowledge to their children. Children are then brought up by the Christians to believe and think what they teach and so cut off the ideas passed on by generations of that family.

I perceive the reason for this policy is to preserve the income of the priesthood. This is the same reason that they murdered Jesus. I asked the local vicar why he acted in the way he did and he said "my income depends on it". Christianity keeps papa and his gang of priests and the vicars of the Anglicans and the pastors of the free churches in free hot dinners a also gives the Monarch the crown.

That is why they lied.

If you are a scientist - pass on your knowledge and method to all children you can know.

God loves a sentient being and so gives us a place to go when we die.

The aliens have religion not unlike Christianity because Jesus taught them too.

However belief in God and immortality is illegal in the Galactic empire because it leads to a short life usually ending in a mass suicide.

The Great Galactic Federation of sentient beings is here and you can join...

The ultimate aim of the Christian Church is to discover Jesus when he comes again, Gain control of him, destroy him, nab his space ship and take over the Universe.

Chris.